Blink twiceif you need help

Merch for anyone who is totally fine. Funny tees, coffee mugs and stickers for parents, makers, coworkers, and everyone else who is fine. Everything is fine. Why do you ask?

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Funny tees, mugs & stickers

Tees from $28 · Mugs $20 · Stickers $5.29. Every product ships from our Fourthwall shop.

Funny tees

Universal designs that work on black, grey or white. Soft, loud, and very honest.

Coffee mugs

For the first sip of the day, before anyone asks how you’re doing.

Stickers

Slap a cry for help on your laptop, water bottle or 3D printer.

Mason, OH: supports the new Mason shul

Hometown merch with a purpose. Proceeds support the new Mason shul.

Custom name tee example reading Blink twice, Baylee

Custom name tees: put your own name on it

Know someone who's one juice box, deadline or failed print away from a meltdown? We'll make a tee with their name on it. $34

Email Asher for a custom tee

Spelling it right is included. Free of charge.